ABOUT
WE CREATED A COIN WHILE SITTING IN OUR PARENTS BASEMENT. WHY? BECAUSE STARTING AT THE BOTTOM JUST MAKES SENSE.
$RETARD IS ALL ABOUT EMBRACING ABSURDITY—DUMB MEMES, BAD FINANCIAL DECISIONS, RIDICULOUS TOKENOMICS. WITH EVERY MOVE, WE ARE HELPING CRYPTO CULTURE GROW, ONE TERRIBLE DECISION AT A TIME, REACHING NEW DEPTHS TOGETHER.
THIS IS JUST THE START. WE ARE DIVING DEEPER, AND YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
HOW TO BUY
STEP 1
DOWNLOAD PHANTOM OR YOUR FAVORITE CRYPTO WALLET FROM THE APP STORE OR GOOGLE PLAY FOR FREE. IF YOU'RE ON DESKTOP, GRAB THE BROWSER EXTENSION FROM PHANTOM'S OFFICIAL SITE. GET READY TO CLIMB!
STEP 2
MAKE SURE YOU'VE GOT SOL IN YOUR WALLET TO TRADE FOR $RETARD. IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY, YOU CAN BUY SOL ON AN EXCHANGE OR USE A CROSS-CHAIN SWAP SERVICE TO LOAD UP.
STEP 3
HEAD OVER TO RAYDIUM IN YOUR BROWSER OR USE IT DIRECTLY IN THE PHANTOM APP. CONNECT YOUR WALLET, PASTE THE $RETARD TOKEN ADDRESS, AND CONFIRM THE SWAP WHEN PROMPTED.
STEP 4
SWAP YOUR SOL FOR $RETARD AND OFFICIALLY JOIN THE ABSURDITY! DON'T FORGET TO SMILE - YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO RETARD LEVEL CRYPTO VIBES! 🚀
TOKENOMICS
WHERE THE AIR IS THIN BUT THE HYPE IS THICK